How to make green velvet cupcakes.
Step 1: Make cupcake batter according to red velvet cake recipe, using green food colouring in place of red.
Step 2: Pour batter into cupcake trays.
Step 3: Discover oven is broken, see thermostat lying on bottom of oven.
Step 4: Place batter-filled cupcake trays into cupcake courier.
Step 5: Drive to grandmother’s house with cupcake courier on back seat. Avoid speed bumps, sharp corners and pot holes.
Step 6: Ask grandmother to bake the cupcakes.
Step 7: Pick up cupcakes from grandmother’s house and leave one behind for her.
